clockworkquell:

p-istos:

So I just had a guy at my house and I asked him if he wanted my wifi password and he said no I just wanna spend time with you

if this isn’t love then I don’t know what is

mcporno:

it’s ironic how middle school boys will make fun of the gay kid but then draw dicks on literally everything

idaresayihavetoomany:

its-always-funnier-in-enochian:

timelord-castiel:

rosskemp:

do i have cramps or has my appendix exploded

does my boob hurt or am i having a heart attack

am i on my period or do i have internal bleeding

these are our struggles

Thinking of dirty thoughts and getting an erection in awkward situations

The struggles of a man

boo hoo

thinking of my naked grandma isnt going to suck the blood back into my vagina

you need an award right now

(Source: kul5ara)

oate:

*shows up at ur door 10 years after we had an argument* aND ANOTHER THING