studip:

if u askin about my bra size u better be planning on takin ur ass down to Victoria’s Secret to buy me some nice bras

basedgosh:

if my kids end up being better looking than me theyre grounded

(Source: basedgosh)

guy:

when someone keeps trying to take a pic of u when u already said no

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(Source: guy)

pregnat4:

my whole life consists of wondering whether or not to make the bitchy comment

fuckerpunch:

i never realize how much i swear until i’m in a situation where i can’t

(Source: untongue)