rupsidaisy:

"for every hour you spend in class, you should be spending three hours studying" how bout i take a nap instead

cuntsandb1unts:

I just need a really long and touchy make out session that leads to sex followed by a long nap together.

beyoncebeytwice:

is everything expensive or am i just poor

ribbu:

there’s a special place in hell reserved just for me

it’s called the throne

17000dollarballpit:

Dentist: do you smoke?
Me: why you Tryna light up?

(Source: okdoufingerurself)

hancljob:

wtf is homecoming?? who is coming home??? where have they been??? did they bring souvenirs??

ju-ke:

i’m tasteless but so is water and we all need that

(Source: neptunain)