"was that awkward eye contact or were we checking eachother out" - a life story
"Your dress is too short."
Thanks, the designer used your dick for inspiration.
OH MYG OD
sometimes i think i’m sassy and then i realize i’m just too sarcastic and borderline mean
My mother said to always keep my happiness to myself, to never whisper it to others. People will evil eye you, even if they don’t mean it, even if they love you, even if they have beautiful souls, she said. They can’t help the evil that resides in them, so protect yourself. Remain silent.
that random moment when you suddenly remember someone who is no longer in your life and it feels like a knife through the chest